hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire

part-time-stripper:

a movie scene where the white straight hero is sitting in an interrogation room after being caught by the enemy and a female interrogator walks in and is like “after im done with you you’ll tell me everything you know” and he’s all like “you’re trying to seduce me well it won’t work” and she’s like “wtf no that’s disgusting im just a really good torturer not everything revolves around your fleshy white pogo stick goddamn”